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prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

kyoufuu:

Don’t kill me please.

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

bepeu:

me: *is sick , can’t see straight , fainting* 

you: you should take medicine 

me: im too strong for that and god is on my side

glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

nagato316:

gosimpsonic:

And you’ll never have one.

Totes reblogging for emphasis on that last line.

Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.
week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg

reiismydarling:

When you go to bed the day you started your period 

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Claire - 15- cis female